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  • Can I come pick up my order?
    Sorry, but no. I'd rather just mail it to you. Interrupting the train of thought and the flow of work is never a good idea. Also, my liability insurance doesn’t cover me if something happens to non-workers on our property.
  • How long does it take for my order to ship?
    We typically ship orders in 1-2 business days.
  • My order came in with broken products.What should I do now?
    If USPS, FedEx, or UPS played kickball with your package please let me know immediately! We’ll whip their a$$e$ or file a claim - whichever feels like it would be the more effective method that day - and get you a replacement in the mail asap.
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